When you’re going to be a mans urinal, why not make it as pleasurable for him as possible? Be calm, give him a gentle smile, look up at him, but don’t disturb him by talking. And of course be ready to open your piss hole as soon as he needs it. He might choose to piss all over your face instead, but that’s up to him. When he’s done he will shake the last few drops off on you and zip up. Stay quiet. Be like the porcelain toilet.